Vampire Garlic Peeler
Dracula's cape, your garlic's doom.
Why we love it
Drop the cloves into Dracula's silicone cape, roll him across the counter, and the skins slip right off — no smelly fingers, maximum irony. Dishwasher-safe and deeply committed to the bit. He hates every single second of it.
Real talk: Imported novelty pricing is real — you're paying for the joke, and the joke is excellent.
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₹2,379· checked 16 Aug
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